Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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