he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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