Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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