Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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