Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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