i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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