i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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