How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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