I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
