Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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