Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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