Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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