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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

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  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (917): View more from New York City

  as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  where are you?

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  sonic

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  Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue

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• (714): View more from California

  He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.

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  That is my stoner wet dream!

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!

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  Thanks, mom, will do

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