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• (503): View more from Oregon

  what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

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  The power was out.

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• (+32): View more from Belgium

  Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.

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