either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
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Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment