I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"