Just cropdusted the office
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.