Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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