shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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