THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
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How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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