Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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