it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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