My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
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I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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