i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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