Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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