i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Randomize
