You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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