plz talk dirty to me
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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