What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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