the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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