i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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