i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Do plants get herpes?
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