Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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