didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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