"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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