dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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