Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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