i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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go home
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You have to summon your inner elephant
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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