I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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