barbara walters just said penis...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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