If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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