another moral hangover. fuck.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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