yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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