Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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