Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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