dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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