Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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