Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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