Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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