Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
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Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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