After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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