i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
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