dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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