I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?