who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Why is there bacon in the couch?