dude i'm inner monologue high
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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