We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
well you can't waste a boner
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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