i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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