so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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