Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Randomize
