think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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