She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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